England

My two favorite bitches whose friendship was initiated in England are coming to visit on May 20th.

Jesse is a straight guy from Ohio, actually my favorite straight guy in all the world. We have conversations about music, detachable nipples, and getting married even though he's straight and I don't have boobs. What more could you want?

Just because I am who I am which is ridiculous it's very important to note how our friendship began.

Jesse: Hi I'm Jesse!
Alvaro: Listen I'm a homo do you have a problem with that. You're from Ohio.
Jesse: uh.. no?
Alvaro: Great! Now use my laptop and other room features!

Dominique endured lots of late night attacks because she had all the good chocolate and wouldn't give them up willingly. She's also a slag - only because I found out what a slag was through her and I'm just projecting because I'm the slag.

I've seen them both here and there over the last four years and can honestly say even though we're not always together they are by far in my top "great people I've met" category.
The catch is, we haven't been together in the same room since December 2004.

We're going to have so much fun.. Now all I have to do is figure out how to make my stupid futon into a stupid bed.