Why G Chat is awesome..

I love conversations on G chat and how random they are. Of course, it's even funnier to count how many times we can completely obliterate the English language in one chat session.


M: id have to change my name to Lui Chow Ming and take adderrall for the next 2 years just to fill out the application for UC Berkeley



M: If I ever did go to get a masters, getting a higher than normal GRE score is the only real way I have a chance.

me: um.. have you any idea how fucking scared i am of the GRE

M: adderral.

M: so this festival thing

what is it?

food? goods?

me: yes foods

lots of foods

M: so - like you walk around eating different kinds of food?

me:

you sound like a rich noble woman whose not used to walking around the people

M: no i most certainly do not

im just curious

ive never walked around before trying new foods.

me: "no i most certainly do not" spoken in a disney princess voice

M: haha as my hair is tied back in a bun

so seriously, you just walk around trying new foods eating? im assumming its finger foods and stuff? like do you walk around with a plate/basket or do they provide you with it?

me: This is the kind of stuff that makes me get a little worried about you

M: ive never been to a food festival : (

me: it's an outside food fair. you walk around buying different foods

ok you've seen them

we've walked by them

M: ohh. its buying it?

me: there was one when we went to uniqlo

M: like an outdoor grocery store?

ohhhh ok

so they have food AND goods.

like a market back in the 1700's sorta thing

me: yes

M: like when aladdin and his monkey got caught stealing an apple and stuff.

me: yes

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